rollercoastersrock:

Nitro

coquelic0ts:

omg

so someone on Robin Thicke’s PR team thought #AskThicke was a good idea???

clientsfromhell:

I was hired by a religious group to do an illustration for their printed brochure.  They loved it, and I sent them an invoice. Two months later I hadn’t been paid. 

I called them, and their manager said they had prayed to God about my invoice, and He told them to use the money for their cause instead.

I waited a few minutes and called him back. I told him that I had prayed to God about it, and He said they should pay me. 

They sent me a check.

“I like rice. Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.”
Mitch Hedberg (via maxistentialist)

pcapitated:

Eddie Izzard on The Project (Australia) [x]

astrogasmic:

Eddie Izzard on guns